I think most young men have dreamt of this: A bunch of fine young ladies in skimpy swimsuits frolicking with each other on the beach…mmmm. Unfortunately, Xtreme Breast, er Beach Volleyball proves that it's not as much fun as it sounds. This is just Barbie Shopping with a mediocre volleyball game attached to it. Honestly, the actual sports bits basically play themselves—you only occasionally need to tap a button. And though the whole package is compelling for a little while (mostly due to the gorgeous graphics and simple casino minigames), it's not worth the price of admission. Save the cash and order Cinemax or a subscription to Playboy instead.

Copyright © 2004 Ziff Davis Media Inc. All Rights Reserved. Originally appearing in Electronic Gaming Monthly.